“Oh, yes, you do.”
Sidheag sighed. “I was raised by wolves.”
“Yes, so Monique intimated.”
“No, literally. Kingair Castle is a werewolf holding. Lord Maccon isn’t my father, he’s my great-great-great-great-grandfather. And he’s still alive. He was bitten after he had already bred.”
Sophronia blinked in startlement, and not in the correct eyelash-fluttering manner. Lady Linette would have been most upset. “That must be odd.”
“You have no idea.”
Dimity tilted her head. “Are they all soldiers? Like Captain Niall?”
“Of course.”
“Well, that explains your conduct,” said Monique snidely.
Sophronia looked at Monique. “I’d watch your tongue if I were you. Sidheag here is rather adept with weapons, and judging from our flywaymen experience, you are not.”
“Why, thank you very much, Sophronia.” Sidheag actually looked like she was trying to blush at the compliment. Trying, mind you.
“My,” snipped Monique, “aren’t you two chummy.”
“I know the very idea is well outside of your capacities, Monique. Do you actually have any friends?” retorted Sophronia.
Dimity gasped and then jumped in to temper the insult by diverting the conversation. Dimity was, as a general rule, a very nice person. “Is Captain Niall like other werewolves?”
Sidheag’s brow quirked. “How do you mean?”
Dimity only blushed. She, unlike Sidheag, had almost mastered the skill. Her round porcelain cheeks darkened, and no flush extended to any other part of her face. She did it so well she was under orders from Lady Linette to learn how to better control the timing. “When someone blushes as prettily as you do, my dear, one must become proficient at exact execution!”
Sophronia looked accusingly at Dimity. “I thought your parents were progressive!”
“They are, but that doesn’t mean I’ve met many werewolves before now.”
“No?”
“Well, any, even.”
Sidheag laughed. “Believe me, they dinna act all wonderful en masse.”
“His wound healing like that was remarkable,” said Sophronia.
“Oh, don’t, Sophronia.” Dimity put a hand to her head and looked pale.
Preshea said, “I hear they make the best… ooh la la.” She wiggled her torso suggestively.
Sophronia could feel her face heating at the very thought, and she knew for a fact that her blush wasn’t pretty at all. It mashed in with her freckles and made her look feverish and blotchy. She was under orders not to blush at all if possible.
“Practice, I suppose,” said Sidheag, deadpan.
“Had some personal experience, have you?” needled Monique.
“Dinna be disgusting. Pack is family!” Sidheag looked revolted, which only encouraged Monique.
“Wagging tails at you, were they?”
Sophronia jumped in to rescue Sidheag before the girl did something violent. “It must have been a fascinating childhood, being raised in a pack.”
“It was more like having six assorted fathers with very decided opinions on upbringing.”
Dimity perked up. “Really? Strict parents? Mine, too. What about your mum?”
Sidheag shook her head. “That’s why they sent me here; all of them were between wives. Gramps decided I was getting a mite unfeminine and needed polish.”
“Imagine that,” said Monique. “Me agreeing with a werewolf.”
Dimity said, “You might be better off not having polish. Mummy finished here, so there was no chance I could avoid it. But you’re a lady already by rights; why not go off and have a proper ladylike life? Mummy says I daydream overmuch and I ought to learn to kill something once in a while. But you don’t have to.”
“Except you keep fainting,” pointed out Sophronia.
“True. I’m afraid I’m doomed to be a terrible disappointment to her.”
Sidheag grimaced. “There’s my advantage. Old Gramps dinna know how a young lady ought to behave, so he’s bound to be pleased by any improvement.”
“Even if only a very minor one?” Monique added.
“Exactly!” Sidheag said with a grin, choosing to ignore the insult. She had quite a nice smile; it crinkled the edges of her strange yellow eyes. Sophronia wondered if those eyes had to do with her werewolf ancestry.
Bumbersnoot came waddling in.
The girls continued dropping gloves and indicating the drop with a slide of the eye and lowering of the lid. It quickly became a matter of then rushing to pick them up, as Bumbersnoot seemed to think this a lovely new game. He would try to get to the fallen gloves first and swallow them, at which juncture they would have to wait for him to emit them out the other end—that is, if they went into his storage compartment, and not his boiler.
“Oh, really!” exclaimed Preshea in distress when she was not quite fast enough. Bumbersnoot got to her lavender glove first and smeared it with a drop of boiling drool from his internal steam engine before she was able to pull it away.
“I don’t know why you keep that thing around,” said Monique. “It’s a terrible nuisance, and I’m certain you’re going to be in masses of trouble if anyone finds out.”
“You going to tell?”
Monique took deep offense. “I’m not a snitch!”
“Your one redeeming character trait?”