I suppose we learned more about the geology and ecology of Smokehill than we’d’ve got at Wilsonville, and we never got to the exports of Brazil and the national debt of Taiwan at all, but we learned what our Rangers taught us and how many kids learn the exports of Brazil and the national debt of Taiwan? Then it was Eleanor’s turn, and as it happens, there were some other kids at Smokehill then, and they were going to Wilsonville, but then they had been going to normal school when they lived in a normal place and they were so freaked out by Smokehill that being on a bus all day didn’t bother them, at least not in comparison to staying here all the time. But Eleanor wasn’t having any of that. Of course she could read by then too—she wasn’t a big reader, like Martha or me, but it was clear to her that one of the ways to be older was to learn to read, so she learned—but that was just a way of making it easier for the grown-ups to cave. I don’t think turning Eleanor loose in a regular school would have been good for her social development anyway. I think if she’d got a taste for playground domination at an early age the world wouldn’t be safe by the time she was a teenager.)
But at least Mom would answer me, even at 7 A.M. Dad was always buried in his latest conference abstract or the forty thousand pages of fax I’d lain awake the night before listening to churn through the machine, usually from somebody from some country that Dad only half knew the language of, so the table would be covered with grammars and dictionaries too. Mom read just as much as Dad did, but she never forgot there was a world outside Smokehill. Outside dragons. In some ways I take after my dad. But it was nice to have someone who’d talk to me at breakfast.
Dad has tried to learn to talk at breakfast. It was pretty awful till I hit on the brilliant plan of trying to read some of the stuff he reads. I don’t get most of it (even when it’s in English—have you ever tried to read a professional monograph from some thumping big scientific conference? You’re lucky if you can get past the title) but it gave us something to pretend to have a conversation about. And I got credit for trying. (See: extra slack for when I screw up elsewhere.)
But too many of these people who get hung up on dragons don’t know what a dragon is. A Yukon wolf is a Yukon wolf, which is to say two hundred odd pounds of tawny hair and long teeth, and you’re not going to mix it up with a chipmunk. Calling Draco odoratus a dragon just because of the Draco is as stupid as arguing that a chipmunk is a small striped wolf that eats acorns.
But you can’t say that, and there’s only so many ways to say “that’s a very interesting theory” before even an f.l. catches on that you’re blowing ’em off. And when a fruit loop decides he or she hasn’t been treated with due respect and consideration by the staff of the Makepeace Institute of Integrated Dragon Studies, the f.l. writes to his or her congress-person and says our weeny miserable funding should be cut because we’re not doing what we’re paid to do with their, the taxpayers’, money, which is study dragons, and they can prove this because we don’t agree with them.
And we live here, Dad and me, right here in the Institute, like I told you—the rest of the staff are either in the Rangers’ barracks or they have their own little houses, there’s a sort of little compound set back behind a lot of spruce and aspen, away from the tourist sprawl. (A few commute from Wilsonville but mostly only part-timers.) Sometimes I go hide out with Martha and Eleanor—at least Eleanor has some sense, even if she’s not real open to negotiation with alternative points of view about things she doesn’t agree with, like bedtime for seven-year-olds. (I’m a useless babysitter, but that doesn’t stop Katie using me when she’s got an evening meeting. Admin usually has evening meetings because during the day everyone is chasing tourists.) Actually I can’t wait till she gets old enough to tackle the f.l.s on their own ground but that’s still a little in the future. No matter how good at arguing you are it’s easier if you’re taller than the other guy’s belt buckle.
Most of the f.l. crap lands on Dad now—a few of ’em talk to the Rangers, but most of ’em want someone they can call “Doctor”—and Dad tries to keep me out of the way because since I’m a kid I have to be even more polite to them. When Mom was around it was different—at our best we’d had Dad, Mom, and three graduate students, two of whom already had their first PhDs and therefore also answered to “Doctor”—but that was a long time ago. Dad’s the only real scientist we’ve got now and he shouldn’t have to waste his time.
The ones who think that the peculiarities of dragon biology and natural history can be explained by the fact that dragons are an alien species dropped off by a passing spaceship a few million years ago are so far out there themselves that sometimes they’re kind of interesting. I’ve had good conversations with some of them. I’ve had a lot of good conversations with ordinary tourists, people who just think dragons are really cool and get a bit gabbly when they’re actually here at Smokehill and want to talk to somebody, which I perfectly understand. The f.l.s that are a pain are the ones who want to drone on about all the Dracos that AREN’T DRAGONS. You could say it’s our own fault because of the “Integrated” in our name, but that’s nothing to do with us. The director before Dad and Mom almost went under, taking Smokehill with him, and the only way he’d managed to dig himself out was by agreeing to have a sort of zoo of all the other Dracos, and call the Institute Integrated. But there is only one real dragon; there’s nothing to integrate, not really.
The Institute is near the front gate of Smokehill, of course, the front gate having been put there at the spot nearest to a road and a town, although the road is only two lanes and the town is only Wilsonville. Since Mom and Dad came and the zoo was built we’ve got popular enough that there are eight motels, two of them like shopping malls all by themselves, and four gas stations between us and Wilsonville, and the track in from the main road is paved and wide enough for buses and trucks. Having them breathing down our necks like this (in the summer the first coachloads are already there waiting when we open at 8 A.M.) is a drag but it does mean we get regular deliveries of gas to run our generators. I admit I wouldn’t like living without computers and even hot baths (occasionally). We’re festooned with solar panels but they aren’t enough. Too many trees and too many clouds, and solar panels don’t seem to like the dragon fence much either. (Our solar-powered tourist buses do most of their tanking up in the parking lot outside the fence.) There’s the barracks and the staff houses and a few permanent camps farther in, but that’s about all in terms of human stuff. It’s enough in terms of upkeep to get through our winters.