It feels, for a time, like drowning all over again, the yearning for breath, the struggle against something larger than himself that only wants to take him down with it, and there’s no fighting it, nothing that can be done to stop it, as it swallows him up and he disappears. Lying on the path, he gives himself over to it, in the same way that the waves kept demanding that he give himself to them –
(though he did fight the waves, up until the very end, he did)
And then the exhaustion that’s threatened him since he first opened his eyes overtakes him, and he falls into unconsciousness.
Falls away and away and away –
4
“How long are we going to sit here?” Monica asked from the backseat. “I’m f**king freezing.”
“Does your girlfriend ever shut up, Harold?” Gudmund teased, looking into the rearview mirror.
“Don’t call me Harold,” H said, his voice low.
Monica slapped him on the shoulder. “That was the part of the sentence you didn’t like?”
“You’re the one who wanted to come along,” H said.
“And what a blast it’s turned out to be,” Monica said. “Parked outside Callen Fletcher’s house waiting for his parents to go to bed so we can steal his Baby Jesus. You sure know how to treat a girl, Harold.”
The backseat lit up as Monica started furiously tapping the screen of her phone.
“Turn that off!” Gudmund said, reaching back from the driver’s seat to cover it with his hand. “They’ll see the light.”
Monica snatched it out of his grasp. “Please, we’re miles away.” She went back to tapping.
Gudmund shook his head and frowned at H in the rearview mirror. It was weird. They all liked H. They all liked Monica. But it turned out nobody much liked H and Monica together. Not even, it seemed, H and Monica.
“What are we going to do with it, anyway?” Monica said, still tapping. “I mean, Baby Jesus? Really? Isn’t that just a little blasphemous?”
Gudmund pointed out through the windshield. “Isn’t that?”
They looked out to the vast Christmas scene that blanketed the Fletchers’ front yard like an invasion force. Word was that Mrs. Fletcher was angling not just for Halfmarket’s local paper, but an actual TV news crew over from Portland, maybe even Seattle.
The display started with Santa and all his reindeer in bright fiberglass, lit up from the inside and strung from a tree near the Fletcher house out to their roof so it looked like the over-burdened sleigh was coming in for a landing. Things got worse from there. Lights sprang from every conceivable crevice and outcropping on the house to every tree branch and telephone pole within reach. Ten-foot-tall candy canes made a forest through which mechanical elves waved onlookers slowly into eternity. Off to one side, there was a live, twenty-foot Christmas tree decked out like a cathedral next to a lawn full of prancing Christmas-related animals (including, inexplicably, a rhinoceros in a Santa cap).
In pride of place was a Nativity that made it look as if God had been born in Las Vegas: Mary and Joseph, complete with manger, hay, lowing cattle, bowing shepherds, and rejoicing angels who looked like they’d stopped mid –dance routine.
Right in the center, surrounded by them all, was the spotlit, golden-haloed infant, lifting his hands beatifically toward the peace of all mankind. It was rumored he was carved from imported Venetian marble. This would turn out to be tragically false.
“Well, he’s small enough to be portable, is your Baby Jesus,” H explained to Monica, who wasn’t really listening.
“Easy to grab in one swoop,” Gudmund said. “Easier than that rhinoceros anyway. What the hell’s up with that?”
“And then you bury him waist deep in someone else’s lawn,” H continued, raising his hands like the Baby Jesus statue as if he were sticking halfway out of the ground.
“And voilà,” Gudmund finished, smiling. “A Christmas miracle.”
Monica rolled her eyes. “Can’t we just do meth like everybody else?”
The whole car laughed. Yep, everyone was going to be a lot happier when she and H broke up and it could all be normal again.
“It’s almost eleven,” Monica said, reading her phone. “I thought you said –”
Before she could finish, they were plunged into darkness as the entire Fletcher display shut off in obedience to the county-ordered curfew the neighbors had gone to court to obtain. Even from where they were parked down the gravel road from the house, they could hear shouts of disappointment from the last of the chain of cars that had spent the evening driving leisurely by.
(Callen Fletcher, a tall, awkward boy, spent the time from Thanksgiving to New Year desperately trying not to be noticed in any way at school. He was usually unsuccessful.)
“All right, then,” Gudmund said, rubbing his hands together. “We just wait for the cars to clear, and then we make our move.”
“This is theft, you know,” Monica said. “They’re bonkers over that display, and if Baby Jesus suddenly goes missing –”
“They’ll go apeshit,” H laughed.
“They’ll press charges,” Monica said.
“We’re not going to take him far,” Gudmund said, and then he added, mischievously, “I thought Summer Blaydon’s house could use a holy visitation.”
Monica looked shocked for a moment, then seemingly couldn’t stop herself from grinning back. “We’ll have to be careful that we don’t interrupt some late-night cheerleading practice or something.”
“I thought you said it was theft,” Gudmund said.
“I did,” Monica shrugged, still grinning. “I didn’t say I minded.”
“Hey!” H snapped at her. “You gonna flirt with him all night or what?”
“Everyone shut up anyway,” Gudmund said, turning back. “It’s almost time.”
There was a silence then, as they waited. The only sound was the squeak of H rubbing his sleeve on the window to clear it of condensation. Gudmund’s leg bounced up and down in anticipation. The cars thinned out to nothing on the road, and still the silence ruled as they held their breath without knowing they were doing it.
At last, the street was empty. The Fletchers’ porch light clicked off.
Gudmund let out a long exhalation and turned to the backseat with a serious look. H nodded back to him. “Let’s do it,” he said.