Our fans and the angels kept slaying them, until the last few survivors got canny enough to slither back into the depths. The crisis slowly began to subside, the deep-dwelling rats retreating into their unlit warrens, taking the spores of the parasite with them. Thanks, guys, till next time.
Of course, things took a while to get back to normal.
There were cities and societies that had to be rebuilt, and the Night Watch still had to mop up the last few untreated peeps. They scoured the wilderness for those that the anathema had pushed into lonely existences, healing the vampires one by one until they became creatures of legend again. And then the Watch itself disappeared back into the shadows.
The earth was cured - or at least we humans thought so.
No one knew what the worms thought, or if they thought anything at all. We'd killed practically all of them... except for the most intelligent ones, Cal always pointed out. The ones who somehow figured out that our music was deadly. So the next time the worms rise up, they'll all be descendants of those clever enough to escape. They probably get smarter with every invasion of the surface: wormy evolution in action.
Fexcellent.
But the next crisis won't happen for at least a few hundred years, and I'll be too old to tour by then.
Angels don't live forever, after all.
Along the way, Min and I broke up and got back together about fifteen times, and that's if you don't count the breakups that lasted less than two hours. Zahler became a fawesome bass player, and Alana Ray stayed exactly the way she was: ethical, logical, collected. And Pearl is, as you know, running for Mayor of New York again, but that's a whole other story.
By now, we've all been interviewed a million times about the tour. One of Cal Thompson's books covers it the best; he was there watching our backs the whole way. Most of what he says is true, as far as I can remember.
The only really new thing I can add to all those stories is this:
It happened in a small town outside Tulsa, about halfway through the Heartland Tour. That night's gig had been fawesome, us thrashing through a twenty-minute version of "Piece Two" while the crowd killed the local enemy, a giant bull worm whose death throes tore up that Sears parking lot like a rabid dog does a newspaper.
At the after-party, one of the local angels came up to me. She had short hair, wild makeup, and intense eyes. Her broadsword was strapped across her back like a guitar.
She stood there for a second, eyes flashing in the light of the bonfire. The comforting smell of burning worm-flesh filled the air.
"Hey, good work tonight," I said, raising my hand. "You guys in the Oklahoma Watch are great!"
I was sort of expecting her to say, "No, you're great!" But she didn't answer, just stared at me.
After a moment, I said, "Tough old worm, though, huh?"
"You owe me a Strat," she said.
I blinked, finally recognizing her.
She was that crazy woman, the one who'd thrown her life out the window onto Sixth Street the night Pearl and I had met. We'd seen the angels taking her away, to New Jersey - or maybe even Montana, because it was that far back - so of course she'd been cured and had become one of them...
I wondered how she'd wound up way out here. Maybe she'd loved New York too much to go back home; the anathema hangs on real hard sometimes. I've seen angels cower at the sight of old friends or flinch when they hear the chorus of a favorite song. Hell, I still don't look in mirrors much.
"Wow," I said, starting to smile. "It's you."
Her dark eyes flashed. "You broke it, one of your bodyguards told me. Smashed it on the stage, like you're Jimi Hendrix or something?"
I shook my head. "It wasn't like that. I was going through the anathema."
"That was a nineteen seventy-five Strat with gold pickups and hardware," she said slowly. "Do you know how hard those are to find? Especially these days?"
I knew exactly. I'd been looking for another one since we'd started touring. The last few in existence were so valuable even I didn't have enough money for one. Here was me helping save the world, and I couldn't even afford a decent ax. How messed up was that?
But I'd had about enough of her attitude. "Hang on a second. Last thing I saw, you were throwing it out a window!"
"Yeah, well, I was nuts then!"
"So was I when I smashed it!"
"Um, Moz?" It was Pearl walking up, carrying two precious bottles of precrisis beer. She frowned. "Is there a problem here?"
The woman glared at me, then her hands unbent from claws and she shook her head. "No problem."
The acid scent of angels about to get into a fistfight faded from the air.
I let out a sigh, muttering, "She says I owe her a Stratocaster."
Pearl's eyes widened slowly. "Whoa... it's you." Her face broke into a smile. "Well, I guess you get Moz's beer, then."
The woman snorted, then took the offered bottle. Homemade liquor was common enough by then, but nobody ever turned down the civilized stuff.
I stood there and watched as Pearl told her how fawesome the local Watch had been tonight. Pearl asked if we could tell headquarters about anything they needed, already the politician, effortlessly charming - saving me once again.
Now that I thought about it, I'd always meant to find this woman, at least to say how much the Strat had meant to me, maybe to explain how it had met its end. But I'd never quite gotten around to it.
It was like Zahler said: Pearl was always fixing the things I'd smashed or dropped or just let slip into disrepair. She'd even helped me and Minerva patch things up more than a few times - anything for the good of the band.
Their conversation paused when another hunk of worm was thrown onto the pyre, making a rattling hiss like a radiator in a New York winter, a fresh scattering of sparks spitting forth and lifting into the sky, another round of drunken cheers.
"Thanks," I said to the woman.
"For what?"
"For dropping that guitar at exactly the right moment." I smiled at Pearl. "For bringing us together."
Pearl grinned back at me.
"Well, you've got a funny way of repaying me," the woman said.
"For what it's worth," Pearl said, "I was there, and he was bat-shit crazy at the time."
"You only break the things you love," I said.