Now I'm really getting riled up. "You're not going to apologize?"
He looks at me straight in the eye. "What I saw was beautiful and natural, so why should I say sorry?"
CHAPTER 12
Boys are either jerks or clueless. Take your pick.
"Ron, I need to call home and my cell phone won't work." I've been in Israel almost six weeks and need to call home once again. First of all, Mitch is back from his camping trip and I need to talk to him. Second of all, I need to call Mom and Jessica.
Ron is sitting on the couch watching some news channel in Hebrew. Uncle Chime is with him, along with the corkscrew-haired Matan.
Matan is naked and he's been like that for the better part of my trip so far. Who am I to bring it up to them that their son isn't dressed and his pee-wee is dangling out for all the moshav to see. You'd think they would have noticed they're not living in a nudist colony.
"I think your mom was going out of town," Ron says, his face still turned toward the television.
"So I'll call a friend."
"What's the number," he says as he heads toward the phone in the kitchen.
Obviously, like everywhere else around here, there's no privacy.
I recite Mitch's number and then he hands me the phone. I pull up a chair in front of the refrigerator and park myself there for the call.
"Hello," a scratchy voice answers.
"Mitch?" I say.
"Yeah?"
"It's Amy."
"Huh?"
"You know, your girlfriend," I say, starting to get pissed.
"Hey, babe. Sorry I haven't called, I got back late last night. Do you know what time it is?" he says, his voice still ragged.
"I'm in Israel, Mitch. And no, I don't know what time it is in Chicago because I'm halfway across the globe."
"Wait, you lost me. Israel?"
"Are you sleeping or listening to me? 'Cause I can only make one call here and I've chosen to call you. It's like jail."
I hear him yawn and I can tell he's attempting to sit up instead of lie in bed. Hopefully now he'll pay some attention to what I'm saying.
"Mitch?"
"Wait, I gotta pee."
I have an urge to bang my head against the wall.
"Can't it wait?"
"No."
I'm trying to disguise my annoyance in front of the rest of the family.
"Well, can you hurry it up a bit? This is long distance, you know."
"I'm tryin', babe."
In the background I hear a stream of pee hitting water and Mitch lets out a long, satisfying sigh. I don't know if I should feel flattered he feels comfortable enough to pee while he's on the phone with me, or grossed out.
"You done?" I ask after I hear a loud flush.
"Yeah," he says. "I'm back in my room."
"You didn't wash your hands."
I mean, if I heard him pee and flush I would have definitely heard the sound of him washing his hands.
"You just told me to hurry up. If I wash my hands I have to put the phone down. You wanna wait?"
"I guess not. Just remember to wash them when you get off with me," I say. "And then disinfect the phone with antibacterial spray."
"Leave it to you, Amy, to tell it like it is."
Unfortunately, Snotty opens the front door and walks in the house with Ofra. Avi, Doo-Doo, and Moron follow them into the house. Great. Just my luck. Now I have a bigger audience to eavesdrop on my conversation with my boyfriend.
Out of the corner of my eye I catch Avi looking at me, his jaw tense. I haven't talked to him since he purposely didn't apologize for watching me undress. I think we've been avoiding each other, actually. Which is just fine with me.
I turn my chair around so I'm facing the wall and say quietly into the phone, "You know what I like about you?"
"Shit," Mitch says, "I just stubbed my toe on my skateboard."
It's not the response I was aiming for.
"You okay?" I ask, trying not to lose my patience.
"I think I'm bleeding. Wait a minute."
As I wonder how much a phone call costs per minute from Israel to the United States, I twirl the cord around my finger.
It's hard while I'm waiting not to turn around to catch a glimpse of what the others are doing. They're talking loudly in Hebrew.
I can't stand it anymore. I take a glimpse at Avi. He's wearing a black T-shirt with some Hebrew lettering on it and faded jeans ripped in both knees. He's also wearing a silver-linked chain around his wrist.
Now, I've seen boys wear jewelry before and haven't thought it enhances masculinity in the least. But Avi wears the bracelet like it's a manly accessory. He makes the other guys look dorky for not having a silver link chain bracelet on their wrists.
When my gaze travels up, I feel like a Peeping Tom when I realize he's caught me checking him out. Lifting the bracelet hand, he gives me a mock salute.
I can feel my face turn red and my blood starts to pound loudly in my head. He's seen me check him out. I want to die now, especially when he then walks up to Snotty and grabs her hand. That hand holding Snotty's is the same one that held my snake-guts-covered foot two weeks ago.
"Okay, I'm back," Mitch says. "No blood, but it still hurts like a bitch."
I forgot I was even on hold and, to be honest, wasn't paying attention to what Mitch just said. Turning back around, I giggle softly into the phone. Avi is trying to concentrate on Snotty, but I know for a fact he's listening to my end of the conversation.